Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2023

Every year I intend to write the gift guide up and publish it before Black Friday and every year, it doesn’t happen. Still, at least this year it’s up before December 1st, which is definitely sooner than it’s been in previous years. Format remains the same as ever – 30 gift ideas for everyone in your life, plus one notebook, one bath product and one suggestion for a charitable donation.

1. Recycled Solid Gold Twist Hoop Necklace, £73

Atypical thing make beautiful modern but classic jewellery that it’s hard not to like. At the time of writing they still have 10% off for Black Friday, too.

2. Elephant Apron, £29

Have to buy for a child who likes to bake? This is the gift that you need.

3. Colours of Taylor Swift print, from £16

I feel like I should say this is the perfect gift for teens, but I know at least a few grown women (ahem) who wouldn’t say no to this on their wall.

4. To Do List Bingo, £8

Pair with a bar of chocolate and you have the ideal £10 Secret Santa gift for an office mate you barely know.

5. Hard Lines Coffee, £16

If you’re going to buy something relatively predictable, like coffee or wine, it has to have something special about it. Personally, I can’t resist anything with a face and I like the fact that if you were doing colour-coded gifts, you could pair this with other pink stuff and it would be *so cute*. Available as whole beans or in three different grinds.

6. This Too Shall Pass Embroidery Hoop, £65.12

This is the perfect gift for me. I want this, okay?

7. Soho House House Robe, £95

Insane price for a dressing gown? Yes. Comfiest thing I’ve ever owned? Absolutely. You should be able to get 20% off if it’s your first order at Cowshed, too.

8. Hip Hop Classics Jigsaw, £18.99

Also available in pop star and rock legend versions, this puzzle is packaged to look like real vinyl.

9. Pasta Water Candle, £60

Okay, confession time: I have put a sixty quid candle on the list and I have no idea what it smells like, but I do need to know, which is why I need one of you to buy it instead. Alternatively, for something Christmassy that you can go and sniff before you buy, you could try this one.

10. Say Nothing: A True Story of Murder and Memory in Northern Ireland, £10.99

Nobody I know who has read this book has not found it fascinating. Perfect stocking filler for dads, boyfriends and anybody who’s an avid non-fiction reader.

11. Multicolour Mouse Sweatshirt, £58

My understanding is that if you are a parent you shouldn’t buy your child overpriced clothing, but if you’re buying for somebody else’s child, you totally can.

12. Pigs in Blankets Felt Decorations, £7.50

I am completely enamoured with these little guys, not least because you can get them from a supermarket. Sainsbury’s also sell kraft wine gift bags, so a bottle, a bag and one of these guys tied to the handle? Winning gift, imo.

13. Teardrop of the Past Enamel Necklace, £250

There is no-one in my life right now who I can ask to buy me fancy jewellery, but if there was, this is what I’d be asking for.

14. ‘Mouni’ Cuddly Monster, £35

No explanation needed.

15. Memphis Watering Can, £35

Perfect for your colour-loving, green-fingered friend.

16. String of Brass Stars, £18.50

I have put paper stars on the gift guide before, so more strings of stars feels a bit like cheating, but they’re *so pretty*.

17. Sgraffito Mug, £21

Musango mugs are a real sweet spot – they look and feel pretty handmade, which is great, but they’re actually not, which means their price point is much lower. They come in all kinds of colours, so you can colour match to other parts of a gift – see earlier point about coffee.

18. Stoneware Cheeseboard, from £28

Individual cheeseboard best paired with a voucher for their favourite local cheese shop.

19. Gold Circle Navy Linen Cushion, £45

No one can ever have too many cushions.

20. Astronaut Costume, £34.99

Fab gender neutral dress up idea. Another option would be this.

21. I Love You Print, £40

22. Jellycat Clementine, £12

Just imagine a tree covered entirely with these…

23. Winery Picnic for Two, £90

Give someone the gift of something to look forward to in the Spring or Summer. Because who doesn’t want a picnic at a winery, right?

24. Atomic Flower Coasters, £15

Orla Kiely is an ideal choice for friends with pretty classic or traditional tastes.

25. No Score Draws Mug Set, £22

I’m slightly obsessed with No Score Draws. Whatever team the person you’re buying for supports, there should be a 2-mug set you can buy for them…

26. Reiss Men’s Navy Cashmere Jumper, £198

Because cashmere for him is really a gift for you too, right?

27. Mug Hugger Biscuit, £5

A good thing to go with a mug is a delicious biscuit you can hang off it…

28. Small Wetbag, £55

These are really expensive but in my experience most wetbags are only water resistant so eventually they will leak. This seems better. You can get 10% off and delivery is free.

29. Brutto Cookbook, £28.99

Tragically, Russell Norman, the restauranteur who set up Brutto, died last week at a pretty young age. He was great at what he did, and one of the best solo dates I’ve been on in recent years was to Brutto. The cookbook has gorgeous binding and so would make a beautiful gift.

30. Writers’ HQ Hamper, from £27.99

Know someone who wants to write a novel and who could definitely do a great job of that, but completely lacks the motivation to get it done? This is the gift they need. For £27.99, you get a mug, a tote bag, a notebook and stickers, and if you want to, you can add vouchers for writing retreats on top.

31. Almond Milky Bath, £29.50

L’Occitane packaging is far from the most luxe/beautiful out there, but this stuff turns bath water deliciously milky and smells great, which is all you really need from a bath product.

32. Not White Blue Leather Notebook, £38.45

Ridiculous money for a notebook? Yes. But who cares when the pages are blue and you write on them with white pen?

33. Gaza Emergency Appeal

If they don’t want anything in particular and would much rather you made a donation to charity on their behalf, there are few causes more urgent than the situation in Gaza.

Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2022

It’s been a year. But it wouldn’t be Christmas without a gift guide, so here goes…

1. Mega Flump Mug, £38

Know someone who loves nice ceramics and marshmallows on their hot chocolate? This is the gift for them.

2. Personalised Scribble Circle Cake Tin, £25

Ideal for that friend who bakes for the office but can’t tell their Tupperware apart from everybody else’s…

3. Frog Box, £25

This is a ridiculous gift. It has a removable tongue and a removable fly. Who should you buy it for? Me.

4. Circus workbook, £19.50

Always a notebook in this gift guide. This is the prettiest one I’ve seen this year, and, as a bonus, it lies flat.

5. Fingerprint activities, £9.99

Failsafe gift for little people aged 6+.

6. Fellatio card, £7.99

I love beautifully letter-pressed stuff. I also love… yes, well…

7. Leather card wallet, £40

Beautifully made, and far more interesting than plain black or brown.

8. Arc earrings, £30

These cheer up any neutral outfit and they’re lovely and light to wear, as well.

9. Pork chop pig decoration, £9.94

I love him. That is all.

10. Toast appreciation society print, £14+

Surely a good gift for nearly everyone, because everyone appreciates toast, don’t they?

11. Christmas hamper, £38

A fresh take on the traditional Christmas hamper. Ideal for parents or grandparents.

12. Fun Desk Days Gift Set, £34

As satisfying as a brand new pencil case at the start of the school year.

13. Earl of East Air Freshener, £12

Perfect stocking filler for any driver who loves a fancy fragrance brand.

14. Fuck the Game, £12.99

Very silly, but very fun.

15. Never enough butter tea towel, £12.99

Truth.

16. Aroma coffee tin, £13.95

Pair with their favourite coffee and you have a great gift.

17. Sewing kit pin, $18

Little pin whose lid flips open to reveal … a sewing kit, of course.

18. Candy washbag, £25

Nice and roomy and waterproof. What’s not to
like?

19. Lost Walls Project Puzzle, £22

Do they like street art? Puzzles? Get them both. Several designs available.

20. Alison by Lizzy Stewart, £16.99

I hadn’t read any graphic novels before this one, but this was the perfect introduction to the genre. Ideal for your bookworm friend who also loves beautiful objects.

21. Chai Clay Candle, £28

Like coziness in candle form.

22. Linda Clean Tulle Underwire Bra, £52

Candy colours available in 32A to 34E. Matching pants are £24-£30.

23. Brass moon phases, £35

Beautiful decorations that you (or they!) can keep up year round.

24. Print of their favourite restaurant, £25-£40

I love Phoebe Rutherford’s work, and I think a few of these would make stunning kitchen art.

25. Chocolate pigs in blankets, £14

Almost too cute to eat.

26. Festive foliage, £38

Because there are very few people who don’t like getting flowers.

27. Smitten Kitchen Keepers, £23.99

The Smitten Kitchen blog is one of the best food blogs out there. This compiles all of its best recipes.

28. Mini plant pots, £32.50

These would look super cute on a kitchen windowsill.

29. Ladybird tent, £125

Give your kids (and you!) Jude Law in The Holiday vibes.

30. Crochet monster storage, £15+

Need.

31. Seasonal seed box, £20

For your green-fingered friend (or small person!) who also can’t resist a googly-eye.

32. Restoring Bath Scents Collection, £22

Great value set of super high quality bath products.

33. Women’s Aid Donation, £1+

The list always ends with a charity suggestion. This year I’ve chosen Women’s Aid for their excellent campaign highlighting football-linked domestic violence.

Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2021

Gosh, it comes round quick, the time for the annual blog post gift guide. It came round so fast this year it took me by surprise, hence why it’s late, so sorry about that. As ever, if you’re buying any of the things on it, or if you have any other suggestions for fab gifts, especially from indie retailers, please share them in the comments or on Twitter. Merry Christmas!

1. Writers & Lovers, £7.49

A definite candidate for my book of the year, this flew under the radar a bit, but is a proper gem.

2. Hit List, £7

I will never tire of buying organisers and to do list pads with the intention of harnessing my inner chaos. What I particularly like about this one is it allows you to tick the tasks that are urgent (assuming that’s not all of them…)

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3. The Essential Candle Collection, £50

Space NK’s Christmas Candle, Shimmering Spice, was in the gift guide a few years back. Here it is again with a few other equally lovely scents. Like a (pricey) selection box for grown ups (although you can easily get 15% off).

4. Graphic Puzzle, £32

1000 brightly coloured pieces – perfect for those dark winter days between Christmas and New Year.

5. Yani Yeti, £35

Things that always appear in the gift guide – bath stuff and notebooks – no longer count as part of the main 30 items. Perhaps next year, stuffed toys will need to join that category…

6. Origami Star Garland, £15+

‘You love a garland, don’t you?’ a friend said recently at a craft fair, and it’s true, I really do. This one is particularly beautiful – I bought one for myself last year and have bought another for a friend this Christmas.

7. Shark Swimsuit, £50

Made entirely from recycled plastic, but more importantly: super fun.

8. Barbara Throws a Wobbler, £6.99

Because it’s been the kind of year where we’ve all wanted to throw a wobbler…

9. Fight for Every Inch Body Lotion, £20

I’m very confused about why anyone would call a body lotion this. My suggestion is to buy it for someone you’re fucking, then, when they’ve used all the lotion, refill it with lube…

10. Marius boxers, £40

Frankly, I think yellow is an underrated colour option.

11. Garnier Self-Care Collection, £10

Garnier masks are incredibly cheap considering how well they work and this set is even better value. Pair it with chocolate and/or some of the beautifully-packaged Ophir pre-mixed G&Ts and you have a great gift for a friend.

12. Egg On Toast Activity Toy, £21

If you have a baby to buy for this Christmas, you are beyond lucky, because babies are the best people to buy for. And who doesn’t want a happy little egg on toast to welcome them to the world?

13. Tin of Crisps, £20

If you have a friend who’s more about the savoury snacks than the sweet ones, what better gift than a big tin of gourmet crisps?

14. Pasta keyring, £15

A wonderful Twitter friend pointed me in the direction of these lovely leather keyrings last year. I bought the ravioli as a gift, and the recipient was delighted. I highly recommend you do the same.

15. Lobster scarf, £48

Because lobsters will never go out of fashion*.

*hopefully

16. Hot Buns are Ready Tea Towel, £10.89

Look at his little butt cheeks.

17. Abandoned, £12.99

There’s always at least one thing on this list that I would want in my own stocking. This year, this book of abandoned places is the one.

18. Aubade Blue Saphir Bra, £89

I know the model gives no indication of this, but some Aubade styles, including this one, now go up to a G cup. Which has delighted this blogger who last bought an Aubade bra on sale at the end of 2003 when she was still a D cup.

19. Herbal Tea Mug, £10

Anthro is always a solid bet for good value but pretty mugs, and this one is no exception.

20. Aquamarine Ring, £125

On the one hand (ha!), £125 is a lot for costume jewellery. On the other, if you wear a piece of jewellery every day, which I think you easily could with this, it works out very cheap per wear. Honest.

21. COCO x Talisker Sea Salted Caramel Gift Set, £20

This year, don’t get him whiskey stones. Get him this beautiful whiskey and chocolate gift set instead.

22. Giant Wooden Xmas Bauble, £24

Immensely cheering Christmas decorations are always a good gift for anyone who loves this time of year.

23. Floral Personalised Liberty Hot Water Bottle, £19.75

If you have a group of girlfriends, you could buy them each one of these in a slightly different print. In fact, I may be planning to do that for some of my friends next year (shhhh).

24. Yoto Player, £79.99

This kids’ audio player with story cards also allows you to record cards of you reading their favourite stories, which I think is pretty cool.

25. Bacon Butty Box for 2, £14

I’ve made no secret of how good I think the Dishoom bacon naan kits are, but frustratingly, you have to choose a specific day for delivery, which makes them less good as gifts. A friend of mine recommended this as a solid alternative.

26. Too Horny Risograph Print, $30

If I had any space left on my walls, I would be getting me one of these for sure.

27. Jennifer Cardigan, £62

Dinosaur buttons!

28. Mulled wine, £16.99

I’m a big fan of Shop Cuvée, which opened during lockdown and sells bottled cocktails, interesting wines and mulled wine with a cool label that would make a great gift for your colleague/neighbours/sister’s new boyfriend.

29. Unsolicited Dick Pick-Me-Up Print, £10

For the friend who’s had a shitty year. How can his little face not make you smile?

30. Bookily Gift Card, £8.99+

Bookily is something I wish had existed long before now. A kind of gift subscription from National Book Tokens, the recipient will receive a book token for the average cost of one or more paperback novels every month until you say stop. My dream gift, tbh.

31. Fur Bath Drops, £26.18

Remember bath pearls from when you were, like, eleven? Allow someone to relive the joys.

32. Pantone Notebook Set, £17.95

If you have a friend who wouldn’t appreciate this, well, you need new friends.

33. RNLI donation, any amount

The RNLI do great work in many ways, but the main reason they deserve your donation this Christmas is because they’re committed to saving migrants trying to cross the Channel, all in the face of bullshit from hate groups like Britain First.

Christmas guest guide (of sorts) #02: @notsosexintheci

This is the second, and final, Christmas guest guide (of sorts) – (see the first one here) – and it’s the choices of none other than the wonderful @notsosexintheci. As previously, the guide contains 5 items which total no more than £100. And I’d be happy to fine a lot of these in my stocking in a few weeks’ time.

  1. Wooden Dip Pen Set with 8 Inks, £23.99

I really want to be one of those people who can master the art of calligraphy, so I reckon this dip pen set would probably help out with that. I’d probably just make a really big mess, but at least it’d look really cute on my desk.

2. Starlight Projector, £47.95

I just feel like this might really help with my insomnia. I had a colour-changing light strip that sat on top of the TV and plugged into a USB port once, and I loved the way the different colours danced around the room at night. Also, it’s just really cool.

3. Grow Tin – Killer Carnivorous, £7.99

Honestly, I’ve always wanted a Venus fly trap. I find killer plants weirdly fascinating. (I can’t have any plants because my cat eats them, so plant-ownership is a luxury for me.)

4. Happiness Aromatherapy Candle, £11.50

Firstly, I like to buy cute stuff from small businesses on Etsy to make myself feel better. Secondly, who doesn’t want to walk into a room that smells like happiness? I’m not really sure I believe that aromatherapy actually works, but I do love a good smelly candle!

5. Letter K Notebook, £7

There’s something almost orgasmic about opening a brand new notebook and seeing those blank, lined pages ready and waiting to be defiled.

Christmas guest guide (of sorts) #01: @BeStillMyBeaten

This Christmas, aside from, y’know, the standard SBOS gift guide, I thought I’d try something a little different, because hey, you can never have too many gift guides, right? And so the Christmas guest guides (of sorts) were born. Two fabulous tweeters agreed to be guinea pigs for the new format and they’ve both picked a fabulous selection of gifts.

The remit was (relatively) simple – five gifts totalling no more than £100. Today’s tweeter, the lovely @BeStillMyBeaten, has done a stellar job with the budget, managing to pretty much hit £100 bang on. Here are her choices:

  1. Eat the Rich necklace, £21

This necklace comes in yellow and rose gold colour, as well as the silver shown above. There are also lots of other ‘Fuck the Tories’ type designs, if, unlike me, you understand that metaphorically, rather than taking it dangerously literally.

2. Latex fractal frost crystal pasties, £8

One of the best things about having guests on the gift guide is that they suggest things that are genuinely sexy and, y’know, befitting of a supposed sex blog.

3. Madame’s Christmas set prints, £28.33

Arty. Sexy. Christmassy. What more could you want?

4. Glass anal plug, £35

Slightly bad news on this one. The plug that @BeStillMyBeaten chose (shown in the image) now seems to be sold out (my fault, for taking days to write this up!), and judging by the Etsy review, the person who bought it is delighted with it. The good news is, the store in question has lots of other beautiful toys.

5. Cuterus, £7

Look at that little face! Also, every purchase of one of these supports The Vagina Museum which, like a lot of museums, is having a pretty hard time because of Covid.

Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2020

Another year (no, really, it actually has been a whole year), another gift guide. This gift guide has always aimed to include a decent number of indies, but I have tried to make sure that’s where the majority of suggestions come from this year. There’s normally a charitable suggestion, too, and I haven’t done that this year – please pick your local cause that needs the help the most, because this year they really will need it. Oh, and Merry Christmas.

  1. Read to me babygro, £11.95

Almost a reason to have a baby, the cuteness of this. Available in three different colours, and three different age ranges. Best paired with a book.

2. I’ll always be a European print, £35

At least Rebecca Strickson’s art is cheerful, even if Brexit really, really isn’t. 20% of all profits go to The Trussel Trust because, as Rebecca says, ‘Guess what? They’re probably gonna need it.’

3. Yeti decoration, £10

My heart.

4. How to eat cock, £9.99

I don’t need this book, because I’m already good at … cooking chicken.

5. Kinky embroidery, £20-£40

Not only is Rosie, who makes these, a wonderful person to follow on Twitter, her work is gorgeous. Prices range from £20-£40 depending on size and complexity and Rosie is happy to discuss custom pieces.

6. Callie drop hoop earrings, £30

At the time of writing, these pretty silver-plated hoop earrings are only £21.

7. Vegan sausage roll pin, £6.95

There’s always a lot of food of one form or another in these gift guides, isn’t there?

8. This is fine dog, $25

He comes without his fire, but hopefully in 2021 he won’t need it. Either way, I love him.

9. Fuck, I love cheese tea towel, £12

I told you there was a lot to do with food…

10. Vulcan mug, £28

Are handmade ceramics expensive? Yes. Are they tactile as fuck and therefore worth what you pay for them? Yes. Plus, you’re going to be drinking your morning latte at home for a while yet…

11. Enamel mustard yellow jug, £38

Something cheery for their flowers.

12. Good boys not fuck boys print, £15

Word.

13. Hippos go berserk, £5.99

These hippos break literally every Covid rule going while going berserk. Good job they’re cute.

14. Petit bateau knickers, £34.30

Anyone know what it says on the bottom pair?

15. A Winter’s tale, £38

It’s not that clear from the picture, but there are little fairy lights in the houses. I think this would look super cute on a windowsill. A good one for your grandma, perhaps.

16. The Fixed Stars, £14.37

Molly Wizenberg used to write one of the best food blogs on the internet, and has written two previous memoirs. This one explores the breakdown of her marriage and the realisation that she wants to date women, all rendered in stunning prose.

17. Ultimate Fenty Beauty Hamper, £175

Ok, it’s madly pricey. But can you imagine opening this on Christmas Day?

18. Taco truck and donut van, $15.95

For reasons I can’t quite explain, I have become completely obsessed with these during lockdown. I want them all. Brits can get a smaller range of them from here.

19. Paint by sticker, £9.41

Because everyone needs some mindless creative fun.

20. Sod sprouts ‘meat’ card, £10

What do you get your friend who’d rather be having an affair with their local butcher? Er, this?

21. Paper coral princess plant, £60

A good option for your friend who loves things that are green, but also kills things that are green.

22. Christmas chocolate collection, £23

Oh god, more food. Aren’t they pretty though?

23. Attention Chenin Mechant, £21

I love a wine with a good label and this one, which is designed to mimic French ‘Careful nasty dog’ signs, ticks all the boxes for me.

24. Clementine and clove soy candle, £9

It feels a long time ago now, but I bought some of these as stocking fillers at a Christmas market last year. They smell super Christmassy, and they have beautiful packaging.

25. Digital nude commission gift voucher, £35

Personally, I’d love to buy this for a friend who didn’t realise just how gorgeous she actually is.

26. All I Want For Christmas Is You Tree Decoration, £16

Because everyone loves a bit of Mariah, don’t they?

27. Hollywood frame, £32

An extremely delicate and pretty frame – and, around Black Friday, you can get 25% off the price above.

28. Super Happy Christmas Window Decoration Set, £18

Yes, these are garish af. No, they’re not in particularly good taste. But nothing this year has made me as happy as that sprout’s face. Quite fond of the trifle, too. Last orders for these are December 4th.

29. Tom Ford Private Blend Lost Cherry Eau de Parfum, £189.24

Sure, the name of this is ridiculous. And it smells like bakewell tart. But in a good way, trust me on this. Shame I can never justify anything other than a quick squirt when I’m walking through John Lewis.

30. Simple rustic computer desk, £135

Honestly, if the person you love is going to be working from home until Spring, is there any kinder gift you could buy them than a handmade desk?

31. Our tiny bees bath melt, £5.95

This one looks like food, but isn’t food. Promise.

32. A notebook for bad ideas, £15

Because maybe it’s easier to write the damn idea if you pretend it’s shit. Maybe?

Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2019

Okay , we all know how this works by now. Over the course of the year, I keep a list of what I think are thirty (plus a charity-type suggestion) of the best gifts you could buy for Christmas. Then, at the beginning of December, I write it up and share it with you here on the agreement that you’ll hit me up on Twitter or in the comments with any other excellent gift ideas you have, especially if they’re from independent sellers. Enjoy!

1. Jar of Christmas Eve biscuits, £28

I am a sucker for a beautifully-iced biscuit. Combine the beautiful icing with lovely packaging, and you’ve got me 100%.

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2. Turquoise sugar bowl with American walnut wooden spoon, £48

I know, ceramics and other handmade stuff can seem expensive. But I think it’s worth it: you get a thoughtful, one of a kind gift, and you’re supporting an independent maker. Double win.

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3. Calvin Klein logo slim-fit stretch-microfibre trunks, £26

Make new underwear less boring by buying it in festive colours.

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4. Carbs book, £10.50

This isn’t new out this year, but still nothing has beaten it in terms of excellent cover design, and who doesn’t love a carb in winter, right?

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5. Retro neon pink cassette tape iPhone case, £25

Casetify make great (effective!) phone cases in hundreds of fab designs. I’ve had my eye on this one for months…

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6. Monstera leaf earrings, £20

Cute earrings at the perfect price for a friend.

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7. Corduroy notebook, £6.95

This is probably the best value notebook I’ve ever put on the list. And who doesn’t need a new notebook to add to the pile of other notebooks they haven’t wanted to spoil by writing in them?

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8. Santa, £15

Super cute glass Santa to hang in the window, or on the tree, or y’know, anywhere they fancy.

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9. Demi Moore, Inside Out, £10.80

Look, I know very little about Demi Moore or celeb culture in general, but this was co-written with Ariel Levy, the New Yorker staffer who wrote The Rules Do Not Apply, which is one of my favourite books ever, so I figure this has got to be good.

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10. DKNY PJs, £77

Is £77 a lot for pyjamas? God, yes. Are these the softest, loveliest ones I’ve ever owned? Also yes. If you buy them from Figleaves on the day this post goes live, you’ll get 25% off, too.

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11. Fleabag coasters, £8.47 each

Beautiful coasters from an independent maker to remind them of the best thing on TV in 2019.

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12. Velvet alphabet cushion, £57

Ostensibly a gift for a child’s room. Is a child going to appreciate a £59 cushion? Didn’t think so. Your BFF will though.

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13. Muji jersey bedding, £6.95-£54.95

I feel like I must have said before that I think snuggly bedding is an underrated gift. The Muji stuff is some of the best, and the duvet has a zip closure, so you’ll never lose the buttons in the washing machine.

mujibedding

14. Mimosa Society Patch, $9

Machine washable, iron on patch that I *wish* I’d bought when I saw it in the US over the summer.

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15. Three Women, £16.99

One of the most compelling things I’ve read in 2019. Buy it for your friend who’s fascinated by female desire.

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16. Coucou Suzette Ski Teacher socks, €15.00

*So damn cute*

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17. Lobster emoji power bank, £30

Ever seen something you want for yourself, but can’t justify? Please welcome the lobster emoji power bank.

lobster charger

18. Cocktails in the One Aldwych Lobby Bar, £80

Four cocktails (service charge included) in one of the best hotel bars in London. Go with a friend, or go alone and people watch the hell out of the situation.

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19. Shark pass case, £6

Great for office Secret Santa, I reckon.

sharkpass

20. Riedel ‘O’ Stemless Pinot Noir / Nebbiolo Red Wine Glasses, Set of 2, £17.50

Best thing about these, other than the amazing quality of the glass itself? Less risk of accidentally knocking them over when you’re in the bath.

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21. Liberty Gift Coin, £100

I’m pretty sure that in-store you can get these for smaller denominations, but if you’re buying a big present for someone who lives in London, I can’t imagine anything cooler than a hundred quid to spend in Liberty in the form of *one big coin*.

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22. Green housefly, £35.50

Face it, you’ve already fallen in love with him.

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23. Ren Moroccan Rose Bath Oil, £10

I’ve put the full size Ren bath oil on the list before, but to be honest, I haven’t found any bath products this year that have impressed me more than the ones I’ve put on the list in previous years, so instead I thought I’d include the miniature, which is another good Secret Santa choice.

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24. Cheese raclette set, £30

Raclette is such a fun meal to share with someone, but a mains-powered raclette set takes up a shitload of room in your kitchen and there’s always the risk of someone tripping over the cable when you’re cooking on it. Eliminate that risk by buying this tealight-powered version instead.

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25. Tickets to Hotter, from £16

I saw Hotter, a show about ‘what gets women hot’ at the Soho Theatre earlier this year, and I loved it. It’s doing another very short run straight after Christmas, and in my opinion would be a lovely activity to give to someone so they have something to do in those quiet days before New Year.

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26. Edinburgh Gin Plum & Vanilla Liqueur, 50cl, £16

This makes the best, and easiest, prosecco-based cocktails, and everyone, from your neighbour to your nan, is bound to love it.

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27. Orly nail polish, Passionfruit, £11.99

I don’t think Orly is necessarily the best quality polish, but it is the only brand that I’ve found that does a true neon pink that you can pick up on the high street. Passionfruits aren’t this colour, obv, but we’ll let that go…

 

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28. Blue Gin Sequin Hanging Ornament, £25

I’m not going to apologise for the fact that everything handmade on this list is pretty pricey – that’s inevitable if you buy from small traders who make things with love and care. So yes, £25 is a lot to spend on a tree decoration, but I’d be delighted to receive this as a gift.

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29. Fresh Mini Mask Marvels Gift Set, £25

I’m still not that familiar with Fresh as a beauty brand, but all my friends who’ve used it really like it, and I’ve not seen any other beauty gift sets this Christmas with packaging quite so lovely.

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30. Moth bag, £12.95

A slightly weird gift by itself, perhaps, but how cool would this be gifted alongside a cashmere jumper?

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This year, as well as a charity suggestion, if you’re in the UK, I’m going to use this opportunity to remind you that the most important thing you can do this Christmas is vote. If you’d like to make a donation to a charity doing great work as well, why not try Crisis at Christmas who provide a meal and lots of other useful stuff for homeless people on Christmas day.

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Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2018

2018 has been weird. I’ve been back on Twitter, and I’m fairly happy there. I’ve written *a lot* for the Smut Marathon (if you haven’t voted in the finals yet, please do – voting closes on Saturday night), and I’ve blogged a bit, too. Some stuff in my life has changed, a lot of stuff hasn’t. And one thing holds true … whatever else happens, there’s always a gift guide. So, here we go …

  1. Bee print pyjama bottoms, £28
    Good because they’re a little bit quirky, but not so quirky that he’s likely to hate them, I reckon.beepjs

2. White wine carafe with oak stopper, £26
Wine carafes can be pretty old-fashioned, but not this one. This one is beautiful.

carafe3. Custom size, stitch and colour blanket, £200+
I should be apologising for putting a *blanket* that costs upwards of 200 quid on here, but I’m sorry not sorry. Basically, all I want for Christmas is stuff that’s going to make me extremely happy in January, and I don’t think I’m alone in that.

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4. Coucou onesie, £29
Babies are cute, babies in Breton stripes are cuter still and babies in Breton stripes with ‘Coucou’ embroidered on them are the cutest (except for perhaps babies in Oshkosh dungarees).

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5. The Roasting Tin book, £6 + Falcon enamelware roasting tin, £22
This is a fab book, and makes a great gift when combined with an enamel roasting tin. There’s a veggie/vegan version if you prefer and you can follow the hashtag #tinlads on Twitter to see what other people are making from it.

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Not so much for little girls who might actually still believe in princes as for friends who are completely disillusioned with Tinder.

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7. Gladstone library gift vouchers, £5+
Rumour has it that this is *the* place to get away and write in the UK, and I fully believe that rumour. Vouchers available from £5 upwards.

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8. Sipsmith London Dry Gin Baubles, Set of 6, £25
I’ll admit that I think most alcohol-filled decorations are tacky, but these? Not so much. You can also get a sloe gin set if that’s a better match for your tastes and/or colour scheme.

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9. Kiss me sweater, £295
Another ridiculously-priced item, but this one is justified by a) cashmere and b) super cute slogan. Buy it for someone you *adore*. A still overpriced, but slightly cheaper tee is also available.
grey-kiss-me-sweater_700x10. European necklace, £25
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11. Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir bath oil, £18
I am very late to the game with Jo Malone, I know. Truth is, I wanted to believe that it was overhyped and overpriced. Then I smelt Pomegranate Noir and had to try it. Be warned: the 30ml/£18 bottle is *tiny* so only buy it for people who understand little luxuries. That said, a little goes a long long way and I reckon it’ll last me fifteen baths or more.
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12. London advent calendar, £12.50
This advent calendar has a beautiful cityscape and then festive stuff behind the windows when you open them. It almost makes up for it having no chocolate. Other cities also available.

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13. Becoming, £16.99
This is so likely to be well-received that the only risk is that everyone you buy it for will already have it.

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14. Deadly nightshade bra and brief/thong, £61
There’s almost always pretty underwear on the SBOS gift guide, but frustratingly, that means it often doesn’t even go up to my size. This is the year that changes – this set is available in DD to GG cup sizes.

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15. Felt mice standing decorations, £25
I’ve already bought these guys for someone and believe me, they have *attitude*.

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16. Luxury mohair bed socks with chocolate hot water bottle, £20
The chocolate hot water bottle (which is an optional extra) takes what would be a nice present for e.g. your grandma and makes it just a little more interesting. Plus, you can upgrade to cadhmere socks (+ £18) and get a message printed on the box.

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17. Paco Rabanne Pure XS For Her Eau de Parfum 50ml, £62.50
It was the snake on the bottle that first made me try this (careful, there’s no snake on the 30ml bottle), but the fragrance is really nice too, and very similar to the YSL Black Opium scents, if you happen to be buying for someone you know likes those.
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18. Paperwilds notebook, £25
I have fantasies about a stocking that contains chocolate, champagne, nail polish and a really nice notebook. This one would do…

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19. Plant lady embroidery, £37.24
Embroidery is a cool and affordable way to buy art, because there’s no need to frame it. Buy this ironically for your best friend who kills anything green immediately

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20. Essie Good as Gold nail polish, £10.95
You can probably get this cheaper in Boots – I did – but it’s not on their site at the moment, hence the Amazon link. It should cost you around £7.99, and it’s a beautiful metallic/chrome gold that’s perfect for Christmas.

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21. Reindeer pen and chocolates, £6.99
A good Secret Santa gift, I reckon, especially for those of us who work in industries where we love a good pen, and consume a lot of chocolate. John Lewis do the same product in slightly different designs.

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22. Glass trinket boxes, £11.50 each
These are cute and they’d make a good value stocking filler. If only the lobster one wasn’t sold out!

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23. Corrupted, £7.99
I spent ages editing it, the least you can do is buy a copy of it for someone. Plus, it’s excellent – check out the reviews.

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24. Dishoom currency, £10+
People who live in London will likely already know about Dishoom, which is a small chain of Indian restaurants. What they may not know about is that, instead of vouchers, you can get Dishoom currency to give as a gift – each coin is worth £10 and you can get them (and spend them!) in any of their restaurants.

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25. Tickets for Six, The Musical, £9.50+
Six is an utter, spoof X-factor style joy – it’s clever, it’s original and it’s the perfect gift for any friends who love history and/or royalty (somehow I have more than one such friend?!). It’s touring a few UK cities before Christmas and is then on in London until May 2019.

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26. Space NK travel bag, £24
This is where practical gift and stylish gift meet. Because it’s transparent, it meets airport hand luggage restrictions, but it’s also sturdy/well-designed enough to act as your full-time make up bag. If you were feeling super generous, you could also fill it with minis. spacenkmakeup

27 . Care instructions raw sweatshirt, $64
Stay Home Club is another brand that’s becoming a bit of an SBOS gift guide staple. Sorry about that – it’s just that their stuff genuinely makes me smile.

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28. The winter warmer hamper, £33
Wine in a flat bottle? Cool! Bloom & Wild pack their gifts really nicely, offer great customer service and do decent and regular discounts that mean you rarely have to pay full price.

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29. 100 dogs, £4.99
This is a great stocking filler for a little one – and, if they’re already more of a cat person than a dog person there’s a cat version coming next year, too.

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30. Kate Bush felt hanging decorations, £24.99
I stumbled upon these just after posting last year’s gift guide, and was gutted not to have seen them sooner. They tick so many boxes: handmade, kitsch, funny. I can’t imagine anyone who wouldn’t love them.

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31. International women winemakers case, £115
The gift guide is always supposed to be thirty items, but I couldn’t resist more wine (sounds familiar…). Urchin is a wonderful independent wine merchant in Margate and they’ve created a six bottle case of wines produced by women. If it’s out of stock (it sometimes is) or is out of your budget, you could research other wines produced by women and create a different/cheaper selection, I’m sure.

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32. There’s also usually a charitable cause suggestion as part of the guide. This year, it’s Crisis at Christmas which, for £28.18, provides a homeless person with food, somewhere to sleep if they want/need it, and a whole load of other great stuff. Support your local food bank, too!

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As ever, if you have other great suggestions for gifts, especially from independent sellers, please leave them in the comments or hit me up on social media – I *love* discovering new stuff! Let me know too which items on here you particularly like – it helps me to plan the next gift guide!

 

 

Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2017

This year I’m not making any promises about returning to the blog, or to Twitter, in 2018, although both of these things could happen (in the meantime, come find me on Instagram – @sexblogofsorts!). The idea that the gift guide might not happen this year was out of the question though – I start making a list of ideas for it in January and it’s one of the highlights of my festive season.

As with last year, if you have other great suggestions for gifts, especially from independent sellers, please leave them in the comments or hit me up on social media – I *love* discovering new stuff! Let me know too which items on here you particularly like – it helps me to plan next year’s!

  1. Little Winter Robin, £7
    Because really – how can you resist those eyes?

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2. Kamasutra Pins Set, 20€
Because cute. And sexy. And cute. Plus, racial and sexual diversity. Available as socks, if you’re not a pin person.

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3. REN Atlantic Kelp And Microalgae Anti-Fatigue Bath Oil
Of course there was going to be a bath oil. REN stuff is beautifully packaged, non-greasy, but the rose one has always been a tiny bit too floral for me. This is much less divisive, and good for both girls and boys with fancy tastes.

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4. Laser Cut Anatomical Heart, $49 CAD
There’s something fascinating, beautiful and also somehow repulsive about anatomy. Whatever it is though, I find it hard to look away from these beautiful paper cuts…

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5. Yes Queen Stationery, $32
Strong women and luxury stationery is a fab combination, and these notecards, featuring images of Marie Antoinette, Queen Elizabeth, Cleopatra and Beyoncé would make a great gift for a friend.

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6. Concrete Planter Making Kit, £15
Kit gifts can be a total, end-up-in-the-back-of-the-cupboard fail, but concrete? Concrete is *sexy*. This is one I’m really hoping someone buys for me.

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7. Good vibes only embroidery, £17.24
Embroidery art always feels really good value to me, because I can’t sew at all, so I’m in awe of the work that goes into it. And there’s so much good stuff in the YesStitchYes shop…

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8. Monkey Pants, £40
Is underwear and/or socks a bad gift? I say no. Along with nice hair products, I love getting stuff I’ll actually use. And I love the subtle, but unusual and fun, print on these pants.

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9. ‘I Am Bat’, £8.36
Bat falls, without a doubt, into the category of #fictionalcreaturesthatgivemefeelings. I’ll be buying this for every toddler I know this Christmas.

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10. Gusbourne Pinot Noir ’15, £25
There’s always wine on the gift guide, but, as a rule, I usually pick something with a fun label. This one lacks that, but it has the novelty value of being an English *red* and it tastes damn good also.

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11. Caramelised Pretzels, £3.95
Chin Chin Labs ice cream creations are epic, and while you can’t get the ice-cream delivered to your home, I love the idea of pairing a load of their toppings, including these pretzels but also grilled white chocolate and marmite toast, with a DVD or two, to make an excellent ‘night in’ kit.

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12. Another Night In Loose Tee, £28.94
I have this image framed on my wall, but, if I was a loungewear person, I would sure as hell wear it, too.

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13. MAC Snow Ball Mini Lipstick Kit, £85
Because who *doesn’t* love mini versions of things *and lipstick?

 

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14. Chicchi di Caffe Tin, £15.95
For your coffee and chocolate loving friend. As a baker, I’d intend these to be used for decorating coffee cake, but would no doubt eat the whole tin long before getting round to that.

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15. Nine and a half weeks book, £8.59
I suspect this is out of print, given that it only really seems to be available on eBay or on secondhand book sites, but I swear it’s one of the most erotic things I’ve ever read, and so much hotter than the film. Give it to someone special on Christmas Eve and have an early night…

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16. Map print, $22
Archie’s Press make beautifully minimalist map prints and best of all, they have loads and loads of different cities available. Good for friends, lovers, or anyone who’s tricky to buy for…

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17. The Christmas Chronicles: Notes, Stories & 100 Essential Recipes for Midwinter, £16.61
‘We all know winter. The mysterious whiff of jasmine or narcissus caught in the cold air, the sadness of spent and blackened fireworks the morning after Bonfire Night, a row of pumpkins on a frosted allotment spied from a train window, the magical alchemy of frost and smoke. Winter is the smell of freshly cut ivy or yew and the childish excitement of finding that first, crisp layer of fine ice on a puddle. It is a freckling of snow on cobbled pavements and the golden light from a window on a dark evening that glows like a Russian icon on a museum wall.’
Oh, Nigel.
Buy this for the prose, as much as for the recipes – it’s a masterclass in good writing.

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18. Sex & Jasmine Eau de Parfum, $75 CAD
‘Sex & Jasmine…..unfff. The intoxicating aroma of swollen jasmine blooms linger over silken vanilla sheets. The midnight sweat has half erased our floral masks and we collapse, panting triumphant into our animal selves.’
I accept this company could write better, subtler copy. I accept that jasmine isn’t for everyone. But I bought this perfume, which also has notes of vanilla and ambergris, from a craft fair in Brooklyn earlier this year and I promise it really does smell super sexy.

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Stand with Planned Parenthood tote bag, $15
25% of the proceeds from these goes straight to Planned Parenthood and I’ve never had so many women say ‘Oh, I love that!’ about any other bag I’ve owned.

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20. Essie Nail Polish Advent Calendar, £50
The purpose of advent calendars is not to give them *on Christmas Day*, I get that. I’ll make an exception for this one, though, because Essie polish is high quality, has a fabulous colour range and superb names. Plus, you could open all the windows at once and challenge your family to a festive #Polished competition.

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21. Net of satsumas, £3.95
Because what kind of spoilsport would put actual fruit in a stocking?

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22. For Men Who Moisturise Christmas Wash Bag 2017, £50
One of the things I love about Liberty is the way they combine classic/traditional design with cutting edge products, especially when it comes to beauty. I’d gladly buy any of these kits, but try this one if you’re buying for a woman.

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23. Pull along lobster wooden toy, £14.99
Is it legit to have a baby just so you can buy them a wooden lobster on wheels?

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24. Aubade Extrait De Flirt Half Cup Bra, £71
I’m a big fan of the sexiness of sheer underwear, but as sod’s law would have it, all the good stuff doesn’t come in my size. Please buy this for someone and let me live through them vicariously.

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25. City Walks Deck: London, £9.95
Great for someone who loves a project, working your way though these over a year of Sundays and following up with a pub roast seems to me like an ideal way to spend time.

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26. Budding monogram ornament, £10
Anthropologie has great tree decorations this year. If floral isn’t your (or their) thing, why not get them this super-festive prawn kebab.

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27. 3 metre charging cable with weighted knot, £36.99
Know someone who’s sick of constantly having to pick the end of their iphone cable up off the floor? They need this.

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28. Lehmann Oblique 40 wine glasses (Set of six), £86.50
Okay, nobody *needs* mouth-blown wineglasses. But lovely glassware is a properly grown-up gift, and although I’d never be able to justify buying these either for me or for anyone else, it doesn’t take away their lustworthiness.

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29. Set of Two Conversation Travel Bags, £19.50
Because somewhere to put your dirty knickers when you’re travelling so they don’t get mixed up with the clean ones is the gift you never knew you wanted. Trust me.

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30. Small fox cushion, £49.95
No, it’s *not* a stuffed toy, it’s a cushion. And that makes it totally okay to a) buy it for an adult and b) spend almost fifty quid on it, even though it’s just a ‘small’ cushion.

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31. Write books not blogs notebook, £15.30
The SBOS gift guide is *always* thirty suggestions, but it also *always* contains a bath oIl and a notebook. When I’d done the full list this year, I realised I’d missed the notebook out, so here it is, as a bonus suggestion no. 31. Buy it for the person who you think blogs in order to put off doing the thing that really scares them.

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***There’s also usually a charitable cause suggestion as part of the guide. This year, you can send toiletries and make up, even if lightly used, to Caroline Hirons’ excellent Give and Make Up.***

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Christmas Gift Guide (of Sorts) 2016

Even when I’m not blogging (though I *do* plan to return in 2017), the annual SBOS Gift Guide has become a thing now. The format is simple – 30 things, in (theoretically) a variety of price brackets (although this year’s seems oddly pricey!) that I’d happily give and/or receive.

As with last year, if you have other great suggestions for gifts, especially from independent merchants, please leave them in the comments – I *love* discovering new stuff! Let me know too which items on here you particularly like – it helps me to plan next year’s!

1.Byredo Unnamed Eau de Parfum, £90
Byredo make gorgeous, gorgeous (expensive) fragrances, but the real joy of this is that it’s nameless until … you name it. Better still, you do that with the set of stickers that come with it in the Byredo font. By the end of 2017 I swear I will have bought this and called it ‘Blood, bruises and semen.’

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2. Scheu… aber Geil Scheurebe 2015, £16.50
The downside to this is that the website describes it as ‘an undervalued German cross between Riesling and a mystery grape,’ which, given German wine’s reputation, doesn’t seem promising. But ‘Scheu… aber Geil’ means ‘Shy … but Horny,’ so this is the perfect gift for your crush. Plus, I’ve tried it and it’s really nice. Honest.

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3. Kawecko fountain pen, £17.99
Because who (especially writers) doesn’t want a cute fountain pen that still takes cartridges? Look, some of us miss being at school, okay?

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Roald Dahl Rococo Chocolate Bar Bundle, £40
For someone who’s as much a sucker for beautiful packaging as they are for chocolate (i.e. me), these are perfect.

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5. Dasher throw, £120
I was uncertain about putting what is essentially a blanket on the list, in case I seemed eighty years old, but when I mooted it on Twitter, people seemed very keen. So here it is.

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6. Sibling gin, £34
This is a) delicious b) beautifully packaged and c) perfect for that hard to buy for brother or sister.

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7. Cashmere blend fisherman rib jumper, £119
Because let’s be honest: who doesn’t love a man in snuggly knitwear? Plus, it’s as much a gift for you as it is for him…

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8. Subscription to BUST magazine, from $24.95
Everybody loves getting post that isn’t bills, but glossy magazines have got progressively worse and worse. BUST describes itself as a ‘groundbreaking, original women’s lifestyle magazine’ and has features on everything from craft to sex, as well as an erotic story. Prices start from $24.95 for a print subscription in the US, but international subscriptions are available.

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9. Desire: 100 of Literature’s Sexiest Stories, £20
Personally, I love coffee table/reference books that tie in with my interests, and while I don’t care if they shock my mum, Desire is a nice way of acknowledging someone’s interest in sex writing in a way they can display in public without feeling embarrassed.

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10. Upcycled wooden wine crate ottoman, from £165
If I had the space in my living room/kitchen/bedroom (and £165 to spare), I would definitely own one of these. Plus, it looks like it might be the perfect height to bend over…

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11. DIY gingerbread house kit, £35
Is this meant for children? Probably. Would I love to receive it nonetheless? Hell yes.

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12. Toothy shark, £20
Talking of things that are meant for children but I want … I have so much lust for this guy. One friend asked why he had legs when he’s a shark, but I don’t care why he has legs – I find his smile instantly cheers me.

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13. Feminist enamel lapel pin, £9.99
This is the perfect stocking filler for your BFF, your mum, your girlfriend, your wife. It’s just perfect, essentially.

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14. Get a room voucher, from £50
Gift vouchers, when presented beautifully, are no longer a gift you get when you don’t know what to get someone. In the case of these, they’re what you get someone who really wants/needs a (dirty) weekend away.

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15. Diptyque Scented candle la Madeleine, £55
I’m personally not a huge lover of scented candles, but this one really does smell like madeleines. In an ideal world, I think you’d buy it for someone bookish along with a copy of Proust’s In search of lost time.

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16. Concrete letters, from £4.50
Buying for a brutalism fan, or someone who has a kink for concrete? Buy them their name (or their safeword)…

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17. Feather appliqué journal, £9.50
I sing the praises of the hardback notebook every year: they don’t fall apart and they’re easier to use when out and about. Plus, this Paperchase one is actually pretty good value.

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18. Tickets for a show at the Bunker, from £19.50
I think I’m right in saying the Bunker is London’s newest theatre, and it’s great for two reasons. 1) It shows thought-provoking, often feminist stuff 2) The bar stays open after the show and the cast tend to mingle, so you can discuss the performance with them. Combine this with a meal at the excellent Padella, which is right across the road.

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19. Simple cookbook, £20
I haven’t cooked from this yet, but I have asked for it for Christmas, and I would gladly own it for the cover image alone. Also, Diana Henry’s recipes tend to be failsafe.

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20. Book and a bottle, from £40
A book and a bottle is a subscription service run by Damian Barr, who also hosts excellent literary salons in London. For every month you subscribe, you get a gorgeously wrapped book and bottle of wine specially selected to match it.

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21. Multistripe boxers, £27
I’m not sure if it’s because pink is an unusual colour for men’s underwear, but I really, really like these. They make me sad that Paul Smith doesn’t also seem to make women’s underwear. If you buy them right as I hit publish on this post, they also seem to be 25% off at the moment, so just over £20.

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22. Caged kite pendant necklace, £6
I saw someone wearing this on a writing workshop I did recently, and it was so pretty, I asked her where it was from, then went and bought one immediately. It looks much more expensive than it is, and as such, it’s the ideal secret santa gift.

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23. Hot Dudes Reading Calendar 2017, £10.99
Another one that’s good for secret santa, although possibly more between friends than in the office…

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24. ‘I Can’t Even’ Collar Tag, £10
This was not the collar tag I intended to put on this list – I wanted to include the ‘Fur bae’ one but it’s currently sold out. Pretty certain your cat-loving friend would like all of these though.

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25. Liberty Navy Summer Bloom floral tie, £47.50
I love Liberty print and I love a man in a tie – what more is there to say? For people who like their ties more colourful than this, there are also lots of brighter Liberty prints available; for those who like them subtler, you can get the tie in plain charcoal with a print lining.

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26. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Socks, £8.99
When I first came across these, I was all ‘Oh, but why do kids get all the cool stuff?’ only to then spot that these come in (both men’s and women’s) ADULT SIZES. Want.

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27. Imposter print, $30
I have so many female friends who need to hear this, so I think it’s a great gift. If you want to give it framed, eBay has a huge selection of cheap frames to choose from. (Also, the spelling of ‘impostor’ is not wrong (I checked!), it’s just American…)

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28. Arrow snood – mint, £30
I don’t do scarves, or anything that functions like I scarf, because I get too hot way too quickly. If I didn’t, I’d own this. Your scarf loving friend will probably adore it.

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29. Real luxury bath & shower drops, £40
It wouldn’t be a SBOS gift guide without some overpriced bath stuff. This year’s boasts the huge advantage of coming with a *pipette* so you don’t accidentally tip thirty quid’s worth of bath oil into one bath. I haven’t tried it yet, but the reviews seem super positive.

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30. Tinsel Tits Christmas Jumper, £34.99
I don’t think I really need to explain why I think this is great.

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