It’s been a year. But it wouldn’t be Christmas without a gift guide, so here goes…
1. Mega Flump Mug, £38
Know someone who loves nice ceramics and marshmallows on their hot chocolate? This is the gift for them.
2. Personalised Scribble Circle Cake Tin, £25
Ideal for that friend who bakes for the office but can’t tell their Tupperware apart from everybody else’s…
3. Frog Box, £25
This is a ridiculous gift. It has a removable tongue and a removable fly. Who should you buy it for? Me.
4. Circus workbook, £19.50
Always a notebook in this gift guide. This is the prettiest one I’ve seen this year, and, as a bonus, it lies flat.
5. Fingerprint activities, £9.99
Failsafe gift for little people aged 6+.
6. Fellatio card, £7.99
I love beautifully letter-pressed stuff. I also love… yes, well…
7. Leather card wallet, £40
Beautifully made, and far more interesting than plain black or brown.
8. Arc earrings, £30
These cheer up any neutral outfit and they’re lovely and light to wear, as well.
9. Pork chop pig decoration, £9.94
I love him. That is all.
10. Toast appreciation society print, £14+
Surely a good gift for nearly everyone, because everyone appreciates toast, don’t they?
11. Christmas hamper, £38
A fresh take on the traditional Christmas hamper. Ideal for parents or grandparents.
12. Fun Desk Days Gift Set, £34
As satisfying as a brand new pencil case at the start of the school year.
13. Earl of East Air Freshener, £12
Perfect stocking filler for any driver who loves a fancy fragrance brand.
14. Fuck the Game, £12.99
Very silly, but very fun.
15. Never enough butter tea towel, £12.99
Truth.
16. Aroma coffee tin, £13.95
Pair with their favourite coffee and you have a great gift.
17. Sewing kit pin, $18
Little pin whose lid flips open to reveal … a sewing kit, of course.
18. Candy washbag, £25
Nice and roomy and waterproof. What’s not to
19. Lost Walls Project Puzzle, £22
Do they like street art? Puzzles? Get them both. Several designs available. 20. Alison by Lizzy Stewart, £16.99
I hadn’t read any graphic novels before this one, but this was the perfect introduction to the genre. Ideal for your bookworm friend who also loves beautiful objects.
21. Chai Clay Candle, £28
Like coziness in candle form.
22. Linda Clean Tulle Underwire Bra, £52
Candy colours available in 32A to 34E. Matching pants are £24-£30.
23. Brass moon phases, £35
Beautiful decorations that you (or they!) can keep up year round.
24. Print of their favourite restaurant, £25-£40
I love Phoebe Rutherford’s work, and I think a few of these would make stunning kitchen art.
25. Chocolate pigs in blankets, £14
Almost too cute to eat.
26. Festive foliage, £38
Because there are very few people who don’t like getting flowers.
27. Smitten Kitchen Keepers, £23.99
The Smitten Kitchen blog is one of the best food blogs out there. This compiles all of its best recipes.
28. Mini plant pots, £32.50
These would look super cute on a kitchen windowsill.
29. Ladybird tent, £125
Give your kids (and you!) Jude Law in The Holiday vibes.
30. C rochet monster storage, £15+
Need.
31. Seasonal seed box, £20
For your green-fingered friend (or small person!) who also can’t resist a googly-eye.
32. Restoring Bath Scents Collection, £22
Great value set of super high quality bath products. 33. Women’s Aid Donation, £1+
The list always ends with a charity suggestion. This year I’ve chosen Women’s Aid for their excellent campaign highlighting football-linked domestic violence. Like this: Like Loading...
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