The Doxy Massager: A short review

Me: This is great. It’s like when you’re on a flight, the engines sound reassuringly normal, the food is good, the booze is free, you’re *really* excited about where you’re going and no one has tried to flog you a promotional scratch card.

My neighbours: Why, oh why, do we live on the fucking flight path?!

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